I'm jealous of your bromance
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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