he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
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Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
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She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
When are your genitals available?
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