What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
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He is like the real live version of the state fair..
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
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I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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