i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
