awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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