Well douche your snatch and let's go!
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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