Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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