Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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