HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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