Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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