just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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