I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
These tits shall not be calmed
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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