Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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