Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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