yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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