I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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