I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
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I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
He shit in the fireplace
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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