I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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