Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
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you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
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There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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