I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
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Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
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I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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