woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
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If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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