We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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