Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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