i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
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i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
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Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
YAS. BRING CRAB.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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