Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Are we still banned from the library?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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