I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
