I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
tell me about the fingering
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