i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
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The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
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I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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