Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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