hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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