It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
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fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
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Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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