I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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