I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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