can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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