so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
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ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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