nut hugger
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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