The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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