At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
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No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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