Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
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Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
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I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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