His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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