a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
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How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
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Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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