you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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