Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I didn't notice because vodka
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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