Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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