Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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