do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Randomize
