i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
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I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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