I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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