A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.