the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
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Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
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Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!