You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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