pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
