As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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