Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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